thehornlessminotaur:

wildmodblog:

thetalesofwildcard:

I really hate doing anything like this, but I’m panicking a bit. I wouldn’t be doing this unless I was at the end of my rope here.

I ended up having to dump a large amount of money to satisfy a debt collection agency today and it’s knocked me a bit below water. I have a job now but I don’t make…

From main blog.

Promote big time. Help a cool guy out if you can!

(( signal boosting ))

askpun:

We’ll be returning to our regular randomness tomorrow! A big thank you to Adamant and Westwood from Ask The Night Guards for taking time out of their “busy” schedules to help me with all these questions!

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Script #282 day 7

Since the guest week, Westwood has confiscated the joke book, and claims it has been taken “To a wing of the library where the original puns won’t be abused.” Unfortunately, I cannot disagree.

askpun:

As always, you can see more of Adamant and Westwood over at Ask The Night Guards.

Artwork by Tomol6
Script #282 day 6

Yes, let us focus on the phonemon of tumbleweeds appearing indoors (which is under research) and not on earlier questions. That is where your focus should be!

askpun:

I sometimes think that the crests on the Night Guard armor is to keep jokes from going over their heads! You can see more of Adamant and Westwood over at Ask The Night Guards.

Artwork by Tomol6
Script #282 day 5

The crests have two primary purposes: they can be used in cutting attacks and increase flight maneuverability. Westwood reports that the helmets can also resemble a fin in order to cause ponies to believe there is a shark in the water. This latter function is not officially approved, however, regardless of how amusing it may be.

askpun:

They’re certainly answering a lot of questions that had piled up, I should do these guest host weeks more often! As always, you can see more of my handlers in the Night Guard over at Ask The Night Guards!

Artwork by Tomol6
Script #282 day 4

The failed pun attempts continue. Westwood reports that these puns lower the bar, but he failed to specify if such a bar was a klondike or otherwise.

askpun:

A bit of a serious series of responses from Ask The Night Guards!

Artwork by Tomol6
Script #282 day 3

Finally, if you are near a pun-off between Pun Pony and Discord, and succumb to effects of poison joke, the proper procedure is to make fun of your own situation before alerting a guard that is standing still by tickling them with a feather.

asksweetcream:

Let’s tell a story without throwing blame around, although my annoyance levels are growing.

As an artist likely knows, the staff at Bronycon is trying their best, however have operational issues at times.

My friend was told there was a booth open, then after a few emails told that ‘oops nope…

(( Signal boosting because Sweet Cream mod is very awesome, does wonderful art, and is in a bit of a pickle. ))

askpun:

That was certainly an “animated” response! You can see more of my supervisors in the Night Guard over at Ask The Night Guards!

Artwork by Tomol6
Script #282 day 2

We are in contact with many ponies who dabble in word play. Besides Pun Pony, Spoonerism Pony, and Limerick Pony, we also must keep in contact with Double Entendre Pony. Visits with the latter can get quite awkward. Often times, Clint the tumbleweed appears.

Westwood is well aware of my weakness in translating English idioms. Nevertheless, the guest week shall continue!

(( Awesome posters still from awesome people: PixelKittiesEchoFireBugDr. Adorablemittymandi , annnnnnd hbreckel! ))

askpun:

What’s the point of having supervisors if you can’t occasionally get them to do your work for you? This coming week you’ll see my handlers in the Night Guard, Adamant and Westwood from Ask The Night Guards, do their best to keep up with your stream of questions!

Artwork by Tomol6
Script #282 day 1

English can be such a difficult language to master, much more so than standard Equestrian. Word plays in such an ancient language even moreso.

(( The night guards did a guest week for Ask Pun a few weeks back. I’ll be reblogging it this week! ))

I do hope our expressions met your satisfaction silverdarkwing (Mod blog, may reblog NSFW), and we are well aware of the season ask-littleeris ( RP blog ). Now, we have a matter of requesting a certain orange device from one of Everfree Labs’ esteemed researchers.

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Your Royal Carriage will be ready soon, your Royal Highness (Adorable Luna Art blog). I am concerned about your obsession with butts, shootingstarsafterdark and adurot, (Awesome mod blogs, with much butts, may be NSFW) but no matter. We must attend to a complaint from Miss Skye Gazer (Adorable ask blog) regarding the entity known as Ween (Awesome ask blog, may be NSFW) and His Royal Highness Sir Reginald Butterscop Pendragin IV Jr. (Silly ask blog)

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ask-rubyrue:

Who could be at the other side of the glass!!?? (I welcome anyone to draw)
bonus points to anyone who knows where this is from!


Adamant is unimpressed by Miss Ruby Rue’s fishy shenanigans.

ask-rubyrue:

Who could be at the other side of the glass!!?? (I welcome anyone to draw)

bonus points to anyone who knows where this is from!

Adamant is unimpressed by Miss Ruby Rue’s fishy shenanigans.

ask-pon3:

"vivace tantarella isnt exactly the coolest name for a DJ."

featuring:

askthenightguards

Being an archivist has its privileges; one of which is being on a first-name basis with the Royal Student.

(( Also, ask-pon3 is awesome and seinanigans is awesome. Go follow! ))

I do not think the orange device that was recently surrendered would make a good gift for Her Royal Highness. A much better locale would be in a vault inside Everfree Labs or with a researcher.

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