I would highly suggest against a foolhardy initiative, lambda-dusk(NSFW Mod blog). Canterlot Castle’s cantankerous chef(NSFW? art blog) has quite an arsenal with which to protect her kitchen. No, Mortuus(SFW? art blog), its twin is still missing, but it will have company. Zearou(NSFW mod blog)’s donation, gracefully offered by Lieutenant Merriweather(SFW art blog), is also here. Do not worry, Miss Prize (dead art blog), the appliance survived (art blog), as the flat side of the blade was used.

(( It’s Sweet Cream Mod’s birthday today. Happy birthday, Creamu!(NSFW? art blog)(mod blog) ))

dr-idiot:

commissionsforacause:

Hello everyone, this is a new art group aimed at taking commissions in exchange for donations to our chosen charity. We already have many artists on board ready to help out. And all we need is donors!

Our charity this month is Parents in Action! Learn about them by clicking the link, or…

I am an artist here for a good cause! I recently have a little bit of money flow (income tax season~!!) so now I can work on art for charity groups!

Donate a certain amount depending on who you are commissioning(prices vary from artist to artist), take screen shot of said donated money and profit by having amazing artist(s) make you a picture for doing something good!

HOW AMAZING IS THAT!?

If you would like to get a commission from yours truly or other uberishly amazing artists just click on this entire sentence! INSTANT WITCH CRAFT!

( Signal boosting )

askburningstream:

((Featured askblueberrytartpony and askthenightguards. Can’t find the post right now, but in case someone doesn’t know, Burn ended up throwing a pie at Adamant when she was drunk :p))

As an organization, the Night Guard has a long memory indeed. Even more so when pastry and fruit is involved.

ask-four-inept-guardponies:

Who is the bigger fool? The inept guard, or the guy who entrusts a dangerous criminal to the equine equivalent of Rantanplan?

This foolish act may very well be a clever plan to have Wild Card lead to the stolen class 20 artifact. Most likely, it is just a foolish act.

(( I think I’m missing a chapter in that link collection, but it’s a very awesome audio play Wild Card did a long while back. ))

askpun:

I’ve got a big presentation to give, but the antics of Adamant and Westwood from Ask the Night Guards always put me in a good mood.

And yes, the armor changes my coat and voice. If it didn’t, it would be rather obvious who Agent 707 is. Bear in mind that I was moderately famous when I left Canterlot.

Artwork by JaDeD_JynX
Background by BonesWolbach
Script #874 Day 1

There are three dangers a guard must never take:

  1. Do not stare directly into a malevolent interdimensional vortex.
  2. Do not read a cursed book made of hide and sinew alone.
  3. Do not comment on the size of a mare’s flank.

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

Sorry for the lateness of this one folks. Once again featuring Adamant & Westwood

While Westwood is prone to bluntness or generally dismissive of rules and regulations, he was correct that this was not the time for such diplomatic engagement. We do not typically deal with such matters, but aiding a fellow guard calls for such an intervention.

(( I’m so late with these reblergs! :C ))

Never fear, Miss Emerald (draw blog), GB (draw blog), and Stalky (reblog blog), we are quite capable of tracking down the suspects. Thank you, Commander (draw blog) and you will find the relevant report is enclosed (Night Vanguard, draw blog). You can rest, Questioner (NSFW reblog blog), the dangerous Wild Card (PG-13 voice blog of awesome) was captured non-lethally.

(( Cameos of FireBug (draw blog) and Dream Baker (draw blog). Also: what ScreeeChooom sounds like ))

(( Ask Depressed Luna is a cute little ask blog that shows real promise. It’s only 3 months old, but it has this virtuous innocence that reminds me of the tumblrs that inspired me to make Ask the Night Guards several years ago. Go check it out! ))

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

Featuring Adamant & Westwood, the latter of whom can’t resist butting in, as well as Skeeter, who clearly wants nothing to do with the stallion shouting at empty air.

Interrupting a tense situation is quite unstandard and very risky. Westwood, however, seems intent on worsening this already bad situation. I am unsure of his game, but there may be a method to his madness.

askponai:

(Lots of easter eggs to find this time: for a full list check this post on the mod blog!)

While Westwood and I do report to Her Royal Highness Luna of our own Equestria, we do correspond with other Equestrias, some that eschew scrolls for more… interesting magical artifacts.

WCP-508, now with a class 2 rating, has been declassified for reasoning of, “It’s just a strange old sandwich.” Indeed, as implied by the low number, this artifact has been trying to convince ponies to eat it for approximately 900 years.
(( I just realized for some reason Tumblr stripped out the submitter. Bad tumblr, bad! Anyways, check out Ask Ursa Major(Art ask blog)! ))

WCP-508, now with a class 2 rating, has been declassified for reasoning of, “It’s just a strange old sandwich.” Indeed, as implied by the low number, this artifact has been trying to convince ponies to eat it for approximately 900 years.

(( I just realized for some reason Tumblr stripped out the submitter. Bad tumblr, bad! Anyways, check out Ask Ursa Major(Art ask blog)! ))

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:
As promised, here is part two of my previous post. Sorry for the delay on that, folks, it’s been a hectic week.
Featuring Adamant & Westwood in the background there.

Westwood’s smile still perplexes me. Grinning as tensions rise can be seen as quite unprofessional. Afterwards, I inquired as to his reasoning, and his sole offering was that it reminded him of seeing his father at work. Given Westwood shows no signs of Griffonic heritage, I am uncertain as to the reminder.

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

As promised, here is part two of my previous post. Sorry for the delay on that, folks, it’s been a hectic week.

Featuring Adamant & Westwood in the background there.

Westwood’s smile still perplexes me. Grinning as tensions rise can be seen as quite unprofessional. Afterwards, I inquired as to his reasoning, and his sole offering was that it reminded him of seeing his father at work. Given Westwood shows no signs of Griffonic heritage, I am uncertain as to the reminder.

rawiltshire103:

littlerubyrue:

in which Ruby decides Adament deserves a free haircut after driving her home.

Oh cruel fate, why I can only favourite this once?

When I requested a mane style that ‘leaves a portion on top’, this is not what I expected.
(( Epic art is epic. Go follow her and her ask blog! ))

rawiltshire103:

littlerubyrue:

in which Ruby decides Adament deserves a free haircut after driving her home.

Oh cruel fate, why I can only favourite this once?

When I requested a mane style that ‘leaves a portion on top’, this is not what I expected.

(( Epic art is epic. Go follow her and her ask blog! ))

karpetsharks-art:

Commissions for nightguardmod, taren19, and ariesbolt. c:

(( Eeeee, Adamant and Westwood drawn by the very awesome Karpetshark! She’s all kinds of awesome, and her art is very affordable! Commission her! ))

asksweetcream:

sketchy junk continuation huhu



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asksweetcream:

sketchy junk continuation huhu

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