ask-prof-smirk:

"Here goes nothing…"

Mod Notes:

I wasn’t originally planning on doing this, but since I’ve been off work this week with tonsillitis I’ve had a lot of extra free time. Also, if you hadn’t guessed, Act 1 Scene 2 has well and truly got underway!

Featured Characters:

It is unusual for us to be present at the Night Court, however we are here due to █████████. It is quite interesting to observe, for the reasoning for requests of Her Royal Highness’s presence are as varied as the ponies asking such.

(( Ask Professor Smirk has strong language, but the art and storytelling is amazing. If you don’t mind the language, follow hiiiiim! ))

askpun:

You can see my “handlers” Adamant and Westwood in the Night Guard over at Ask the Night Guards.

Artwork by Hewison
Script #711

Miss Pun visits for seal maintenance every so often. Not every threat containment involves a lock and key.

asksweetcream:

something silly


Something silly, indeed.

asksweetcream:

something silly

Something silly, indeed.

askpun:

I decided to give DragonPony a bit of a guide to pony heritage, and had Adamant from Ask The Night Guards swing by to give some input!

Artwork by CrisPokeFan
Script #877

After dealing with slug-throwers and creature-feeders, it is refreshing to educate foals that are law-abiding.

(( If you read Pun Pony, you’ll find treasures and a great many re-words. ))

littlerubyrue:

askmcknucklesfistpunchalot:

I think I left them on any… ooh look popcorn.

First public drunkenness, then feeding the creature; Miss Ruby Rue can be rather irresponsible. Fortunately, she is not throwing slugs at royalty and lying to guards.

(( Little Ruby Rue / Ask Ruby Rue features this cute lawbreaker being cute. ))

askkillionlightfeather:

((Mod: I need more coloured pencils.))

I beg to differ. We have guards who saw you red-hooved, or, rather, slug-hooved.
(( Ask Killion LightFeather is a ask blog featuring an orphan on the streets of Cloudsdale. Check it out! ))

askkillionlightfeather:

((Mod: I need more coloured pencils.))

I beg to differ. We have guards who saw you red-hooved, or, rather, slug-hooved.

(( Ask Killion LightFeather is a ask blog featuring an orphan on the streets of Cloudsdale. Check it out! ))

We highly advise you to research less lethal arts, Miss, er, Firespark (ask blog), and perhaps aid Void of Heart (mod blog) in finding the right documents. And Miss Hooves (ask blog), please return those garments where you found them, and no, do not ‘donate’ them to Hoodwink (ask blog).

Now, if you will excuse us, we have a dangerous bandit (PG-13 VERY awesome ask/VA blog) with which to contend.

lovelywaifu:

look at this precious babbu
too bad he grows up to be a smartass

(( This precious babbu. The babbu that will be butt. Although Lace Mod is now suggesting that Westwood, when young, would put a pot on his head and headbutt the dog. When I pointed out that Westwood’s family didn’t have a dog, she suggested the neighbor’s dog. This is now canon. ))

lovelywaifu:

look at this precious babbu

too bad he grows up to be a smartass

(( This precious babbu. The babbu that will be butt. Although Lace Mod is now suggesting that Westwood, when young, would put a pot on his head and headbutt the dog. When I pointed out that Westwood’s family didn’t have a dog, she suggested the neighbor’s dog. This is now canon. ))

(( Out of curiosity… ))

(( How many blogs with batpone follow Ask the Night Guards? This is just a quick survey and all. Send in an ask or submit to either here or the mod blog with:

  • The batpone’s name (or names if more than one)
  • Refs or link to refs
  • Possibly a bit (only a bit, like 1-3 sentences) of their origin
  • If the batpone is used in RP, art ask, text ask, and/or story
  • If they’re a minor character, recurring character, or major character

This is NOT a contest or casting call, this is just out of wondering. Thanks! ))

dr-idiot:

A little gift for Adamant of his pony Westwood. Gotta love that confused look on his face.

(( HAPPY SQUEEING INTENSIFIES! ))

dr-idiot:

A little gift for Adamant of his pony Westwood.
Gotta love that confused look on his face.

(( HAPPY SQUEEING INTENSIFIES! ))

ask-luna-and-tiberius:

I would do it myself but Tibbles seems so comfy.

Normally we would not be tasked with letter delivery, but Her Royal Highness does have a point. Tiberius does look quite comfortable.

(( Reblogging and following luna blogs is a fun pastime of mine. This one looks quite promising! ))

askstarshot:

Princess of Night and Night Guards say I be ready talk to other ponies now. Try meet friends. Still need bubble for safe, but no be sad any more.

(( Yes, we are back in business again! A few changes, just gonna see how things will go.

Among the changes you’ll see the ask box being closed a lot more during the run of this blog. I plan to be more selective with the asks and not overload myself by insisting on using every and all asks I ever get, it’ll just be too much.

I have deleted all the old asks from before the hiatus to start a fresh. Thanks to all of you who are still around and interested after this long, long wait ))

We happily carry news that Miss Star Shot has stabilized to answer questions of a genial nature. If you have not met the space unicorn, I suggest you do such. Westwood reports she is good luck for Nightmare Night candy retrieval.

Our apologies, fellow guards (defunct tumblr, mod blog(NSFW!)) but after verifying that Miss Ruby Rue was intoxicated, I had to ensure that she(very awesome ask blog) and another mare(ask blog) were safely at their respective homes.

ask-silver-lining:

Happy New Years everyone!
Hope you’re all have a fun time with fireworks and drink and bonfires and fun!
2014 is going to be a wonderful year. Thanks to everyone who has stuck around through 2013. Here’s to another year of fun and friends!
Featuring: Rusty Nail, Midnight Rum, Cheesey Burger, Sheep, Ace Key, Starlight Gear, Charlie Foxtrot, Copic Pen, Zedbra, Fire Starter Spitfire, Lucky Klutz, Adamant and Westwood, Ruby Rue, Magnus, Scope, Storm Chaser, Roundabout, Colfax Starrider, Foxfire Glow, Duke, Nickleshine, The Smiling Guard, and Mystic Daemon!
((Paper space went quickly so I might have missed a few people IM SO SORRY ;n; You’re in there in spirit! I should have never folded the paper in half I always tend to draw too big >:))

(( Happy new year! I’m not fully coherent right now, but this is awesome art, and if you’re not following Silver Linking (Ask Blog) (Mod Blog), then you’re missing awesome art like this. She does awesome commissions; give her monies! ))

ask-silver-lining:

Happy New Years everyone!

Hope you’re all have a fun time with fireworks and drink and bonfires and fun!

2014 is going to be a wonderful year. Thanks to everyone who has stuck around through 2013. Here’s to another year of fun and friends!

Featuring:
Rusty Nail, Midnight Rum, Cheesey Burger, Sheep, Ace Key, Starlight Gear, Charlie Foxtrot, Copic Pen, Zedbra, Fire Starter Spitfire, Lucky Klutz, Adamant and Westwood, Ruby Rue, Magnus, Scope, Storm Chaser, Roundabout, Colfax Starrider, Foxfire Glow, Duke, Nickleshine, The Smiling Guard, and Mystic Daemon!

((Paper space went quickly so I might have missed a few people IM SO SORRY ;n; You’re in there in spirit! I should have never folded the paper in half I always tend to draw too big >:))

(( Happy new year! I’m not fully coherent right now, but this is awesome art, and if you’re not following Silver Linking (Ask Blog) (Mod Blog), then you’re missing awesome art like this. She does awesome commissions; give her monies! ))

littlerubyrue:

woehoe!

We would like to remind everypony to be safe this holiday season. Carriages are available in Canterlot tonight, if you or someone you know is too inebriated to trot home safely.
(( Also, follow Ruby Rue (Ask Blog) (Mod Blog). Very cute art, cool pony, and an awesome mod. ))

littlerubyrue:

woehoe!

We would like to remind everypony to be safe this holiday season. Carriages are available in Canterlot tonight, if you or someone you know is too inebriated to trot home safely.

(( Also, follow Ruby Rue (Ask Blog) (Mod Blog). Very cute art, cool pony, and an awesome mod. ))