dittoprize:

Now you lovebirds be home before 12, alright?

To be fair, it is less of a jail, and more of a “vault of useless artifacts.” Toasters should be fine, as long as they do not touch the large black monolith.

askpun:

askdiscordwhooves:

Shouldn’t have left the TARDIS doors open, grrhghg dammit dammit dammit…

If we sent all of our forces back in time to correct the temporal violation, we’d end up causing our own temporal violation. We’ll need that Pegasus Pony to get the TARDIS to move, and as his observer I’m probably the only one who can properly induce him to be helpful.

Artwork by Jitterbug Jive
Script #612 Day 7

While Agent 707 relies on us for seal maintenance, the chartered partnership (night guard) she serves is of a different Equestria than our own, and as such, is not in our chain of command. However, we do assist that Equestria in consulting when such is requested.

Westwood recently returned from such a task. He declined to offer many details, save for that it was “a hoofful”

The guard uniform comes with a high responsibility and a high price. 2mahnas (NSFW mod blog). Details of the helmets are currently classified and under review, askgibbfamilyandfriends (mod/RP blog) and kasei-inktail (mod/ask blog). As for the details of LCP-7391, thewaywordwriter (story blog) and helpi-mtrappedinapiano (empty), and Westwood refuses to translate what was said, fe26eagle (mod blog). But yes, such claims have been made, ask-ragna-pony (RP blog).

(( Cameos: asktinkerbox and ask-lace-secret. Check ‘em out! ))

(( The posters are from PixelKittiesEchoFireBug, and Dr. Adorable, with two new posters, from mittymandi and hbreckel! ))

I would highly suggest against a foolhardy initiative, lambda-dusk(NSFW Mod blog). Canterlot Castle’s cantankerous chef(NSFW? art blog) has quite an arsenal with which to protect her kitchen. No, Mortuus(SFW? art blog), its twin is still missing, but it will have company. Zearou(NSFW mod blog)’s donation, gracefully offered by Lieutenant Merriweather(SFW art blog), is also here. Do not worry, Miss Prize (dead art blog), the appliance survived (art blog), as the flat side of the blade was used.

(( It’s Sweet Cream Mod’s birthday today. Happy birthday, Creamu!(NSFW? art blog)(mod blog) ))

askburningstream:

((Featured askblueberrytartpony and askthenightguards. Can’t find the post right now, but in case someone doesn’t know, Burn ended up throwing a pie at Adamant when she was drunk :p))

As an organization, the Night Guard has a long memory indeed. Even more so when pastry and fruit is involved.

ask-four-inept-guardponies:

Who is the bigger fool? The inept guard, or the guy who entrusts a dangerous criminal to the equine equivalent of Rantanplan?

This foolish act may very well be a clever plan to have Wild Card lead to the stolen class 20 artifact. Most likely, it is just a foolish act.

(( I think I’m missing a chapter in that link collection, but it’s a very awesome audio play Wild Card did a long while back. ))

askpun:

I’ve got a big presentation to give, but the antics of Adamant and Westwood from Ask the Night Guards always put me in a good mood.

And yes, the armor changes my coat and voice. If it didn’t, it would be rather obvious who Agent 707 is. Bear in mind that I was moderately famous when I left Canterlot.

Artwork by JaDeD_JynX
Background by BonesWolbach
Script #874 Day 1

There are three dangers a guard must never take:

  1. Do not stare directly into a malevolent interdimensional vortex.
  2. Do not read a cursed book made of hide and sinew alone.
  3. Do not comment on the size of a mare’s flank.

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

Sorry for the lateness of this one folks. Once again featuring Adamant & Westwood

While Westwood is prone to bluntness or generally dismissive of rules and regulations, he was correct that this was not the time for such diplomatic engagement. We do not typically deal with such matters, but aiding a fellow guard calls for such an intervention.

(( I’m so late with these reblergs! :C ))

Never fear, Miss Emerald (draw blog), GB (draw blog), and Stalky (reblog blog), we are quite capable of tracking down the suspects. Thank you, Commander (draw blog) and you will find the relevant report is enclosed (Night Vanguard, draw blog). You can rest, Questioner (NSFW reblog blog), the dangerous Wild Card (PG-13 voice blog of awesome) was captured non-lethally.

(( Cameos of FireBug (draw blog) and Dream Baker (draw blog). Also: what ScreeeChooom sounds like ))

(( Ask Depressed Luna is a cute little ask blog that shows real promise. It’s only 3 months old, but it has this virtuous innocence that reminds me of the tumblrs that inspired me to make Ask the Night Guards several years ago. Go check it out! ))

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

Featuring Adamant & Westwood, the latter of whom can’t resist butting in, as well as Skeeter, who clearly wants nothing to do with the stallion shouting at empty air.

Interrupting a tense situation is quite unstandard and very risky. Westwood, however, seems intent on worsening this already bad situation. I am unsure of his game, but there may be a method to his madness.

askponai:

(Lots of easter eggs to find this time: for a full list check this post on the mod blog!)

While Westwood and I do report to Her Royal Highness Luna of our own Equestria, we do correspond with other Equestrias, some that eschew scrolls for more… interesting magical artifacts.

WCP-508, now with a class 2 rating, has been declassified for reasoning of, “It’s just a strange old sandwich.” Indeed, as implied by the low number, this artifact has been trying to convince ponies to eat it for approximately 900 years.
(( I just realized for some reason Tumblr stripped out the submitter. Bad tumblr, bad! Anyways, check out Ask Ursa Major(Art ask blog)! ))

WCP-508, now with a class 2 rating, has been declassified for reasoning of, “It’s just a strange old sandwich.” Indeed, as implied by the low number, this artifact has been trying to convince ponies to eat it for approximately 900 years.

(( I just realized for some reason Tumblr stripped out the submitter. Bad tumblr, bad! Anyways, check out Ask Ursa Major(Art ask blog)! ))

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:
As promised, here is part two of my previous post. Sorry for the delay on that, folks, it’s been a hectic week.
Featuring Adamant & Westwood in the background there.

Westwood’s smile still perplexes me. Grinning as tensions rise can be seen as quite unprofessional. Afterwards, I inquired as to his reasoning, and his sole offering was that it reminded him of seeing his father at work. Given Westwood shows no signs of Griffonic heritage, I am uncertain as to the reminder.

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

As promised, here is part two of my previous post. Sorry for the delay on that, folks, it’s been a hectic week.

Featuring Adamant & Westwood in the background there.

Westwood’s smile still perplexes me. Grinning as tensions rise can be seen as quite unprofessional. Afterwards, I inquired as to his reasoning, and his sole offering was that it reminded him of seeing his father at work. Given Westwood shows no signs of Griffonic heritage, I am uncertain as to the reminder.

rawiltshire103:

littlerubyrue:

in which Ruby decides Adament deserves a free haircut after driving her home.

Oh cruel fate, why I can only favourite this once?

When I requested a mane style that ‘leaves a portion on top’, this is not what I expected.
(( Epic art is epic. Go follow her and her ask blog! ))

rawiltshire103:

littlerubyrue:

in which Ruby decides Adament deserves a free haircut after driving her home.

Oh cruel fate, why I can only favourite this once?

When I requested a mane style that ‘leaves a portion on top’, this is not what I expected.

(( Epic art is epic. Go follow her and her ask blog! ))