Westwood is well aware of my weakness in translating English idioms. Nevertheless, the guest week shall continue!

(( Awesome posters still from awesome people: PixelKittiesEchoFireBugDr. Adorablemittymandi , annnnnnd hbreckel! ))

I do hope our expressions met your satisfaction silverdarkwing (Mod blog, may reblog NSFW), and we are well aware of the season ask-littleeris ( RP blog ). Now, we have a matter of requesting a certain orange device from one of Everfree Labs’ esteemed researchers.

(( Awesome posters still from awesome people: PixelKittiesEchoFireBugDr. Adorablemittymandi , annnnnnd hbreckel! ))

Your Royal Carriage will be ready soon, your Royal Highness (Adorable Luna Art blog). I am concerned about your obsession with butts, shootingstarsafterdark and adurot, (Awesome mod blogs, with much butts, may be NSFW) but no matter. We must attend to a complaint from Miss Skye Gazer (Adorable ask blog) regarding the entity known as Ween (Awesome ask blog, may be NSFW) and His Royal Highness Sir Reginald Butterscop Pendragin IV Jr. (Silly ask blog)

(( Awesome posters from awesome people: PixelKittiesEchoFireBugDr. Adorablemittymandi , annnnnnd hbreckel! ))

I do not think the orange device that was recently surrendered would make a good gift for Her Royal Highness. A much better locale would be in a vault inside Everfree Labs or with a researcher.

(( Awesome posters from awesome people: PixelKittiesEchoFireBugDr. Adorablemittymandi , annnnnnd hbreckel! ))

The guard uniform comes with a high responsibility and a high price. 2mahnas (NSFW mod blog). Details of the helmets are currently classified and under review, askgibbfamilyandfriends (mod/RP blog) and kasei-inktail (mod/ask blog). As for the details of LCP-7391, thewaywordwriter (story blog) and helpi-mtrappedinapiano (empty), and Westwood refuses to translate what was said, fe26eagle (mod blog). But yes, such claims have been made, ask-ragna-pony (RP blog).

(( Cameos: asktinkerbox and ask-lace-secret. Check ‘em out! ))

(( The posters are from PixelKittiesEchoFireBug, and Dr. Adorable, with two new posters, from mittymandi and hbreckel! ))

Never fear, Miss Emerald (draw blog), GB (draw blog), and Stalky (reblog blog), we are quite capable of tracking down the suspects. Thank you, Commander (draw blog) and you will find the relevant report is enclosed (Night Vanguard, draw blog). You can rest, Questioner (NSFW reblog blog), the dangerous Wild Card (PG-13 voice blog of awesome) was captured non-lethally.

(( Cameos of FireBug (draw blog) and Dream Baker (draw blog). Also: what ScreeeChooom sounds like ))

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

Featuring Adamant & Westwood, the latter of whom can’t resist butting in, as well as Skeeter, who clearly wants nothing to do with the stallion shouting at empty air.

Interrupting a tense situation is quite unstandard and very risky. Westwood, however, seems intent on worsening this already bad situation. I am unsure of his game, but there may be a method to his madness.

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:
As promised, here is part two of my previous post. Sorry for the delay on that, folks, it’s been a hectic week.
Featuring Adamant & Westwood in the background there.

Westwood’s smile still perplexes me. Grinning as tensions rise can be seen as quite unprofessional. Afterwards, I inquired as to his reasoning, and his sole offering was that it reminded him of seeing his father at work. Given Westwood shows no signs of Griffonic heritage, I am uncertain as to the reminder.

ask-prof-smirk:

Mod Notes:

As promised, here is part two of my previous post. Sorry for the delay on that, folks, it’s been a hectic week.

Featuring Adamant & Westwood in the background there.

Westwood’s smile still perplexes me. Grinning as tensions rise can be seen as quite unprofessional. Afterwards, I inquired as to his reasoning, and his sole offering was that it reminded him of seeing his father at work. Given Westwood shows no signs of Griffonic heritage, I am uncertain as to the reminder.

asksweetcream:

sketchy junk continuation huhu



Continued.

asksweetcream:

sketchy junk continuation huhu

Continued.

askpun:

You can see my “handlers” Adamant and Westwood in the Night Guard over at Ask the Night Guards.

Artwork by Hewison
Script #711

Miss Pun visits for seal maintenance every so often. Not every threat containment involves a lock and key.

asksweetcream:

something silly


Something silly, indeed.

asksweetcream:

something silly

Something silly, indeed.

We highly advise you to research less lethal arts, Miss, er, Firespark (ask blog), and perhaps aid Void of Heart (mod blog) in finding the right documents. And Miss Hooves (ask blog), please return those garments where you found them, and no, do not ‘donate’ them to Hoodwink (ask blog).

Now, if you will excuse us, we have a dangerous bandit (PG-13 VERY awesome ask/VA blog) with which to contend.

(( Late edit! I forgot to credit the posters are from PixelKitties, Echo, FireBug, and Dr. Adorable! ))

Our apologies, fellow guards (defunct tumblr, mod blog(NSFW!)) but after verifying that Miss Ruby Rue was intoxicated, I had to ensure that she(very awesome ask blog) and another mare(ask blog) were safely at their respective homes.

Elements of InvestigationResolution, Part 2

I am afraid you missed the wedding twice, Susie (Ask blog). You are quite correct regarding detection, Firebug (Ask blog), but the Guard Captain had put a rest to our concerns. Worry not, Ben Chimneysweep (RP blog) and Greygale (RP blog), it may be possible that some WCP-3908 are friendly. I decided to not pursue the conversation with Westwood, Sparky Fumes (RP blog), as we decided to extract Ixblanaque (RP blog) ourselves.

Cameos: Steve and Randy, GreygaleFoxfire GlowStarlight

(( As always, the posters are from PixelKittiesEchoFireBug, and Dr. Adorable! And with that, the Elements of Investigation story arc is at an end! ))

Elements of InvestigationResolution, Part 1

Do not worry, Susie(Ask blog), I am sure you are quite unforgettable. Sir Lantern(RP blog), you shall find all details enclosed in the report. With our new data, Madman(Mod blog), we have high confidence in these events. It is likely that many domains had similar breaches, Lord Necronius(Ask blog), but this report focuses on the Watcher facility named Tartarus. We have been kept very busy, Unformed8(Mod blog), but for now, WCP-3908 is no longer a threat.

(( Stay tuned for the last and final part of the Elements of Investigation story arc tomorrow! ))